BLACK FRIDAY

HOW ABOUT BLUE MONDAY? WOULD JESUS SHOP TIL HE DROPPED. WOULD THE PILGRIMS RUSH OUT AT 2 AM AFTER THANKSGIVING DINNER TO GO SHOPPING? 'TIS A GIFT TO BE SIMPLE.

WHY IS IT BLACK? WHY NOT PURPLE?


HOW ABOUT GREEN?


PERHAPS WE SHOULD OUTSOURCE TDAY????? WHY NOT CHINESE FOOD?

FORE

TWO THIRDS OF CURRENT HOME SALES IN FLORIDA ARE FORECLOSURES OR SHORT SALES.

OUR HOMES ARE UNDER WATER. SEND FEMA. WE NEED A BAILOUT. GET THOSE BAILED OUT BANKS TO REDUCE OUR PRINCIPAL TO REFLECT CURRENT MARKET VALUE.

FLORIDAZE

THANKSGIVING IS ABOUT GRATITUDE. FOR MOST PEOPLE IT'S ABOUT STUFFING.

STUFFING YOURSELF WITH TURKEY,MASHED POTATOES,GRAVY,SWEET POTATOES,CRANBERRY SAUCE,PEARLED ONIONS,TURNIPS,STUFFING,GREEN BEANS,MUSHROOM SOUP AND FRENCH FRIED ONIONS, PUMPKIN PIE, AND MORE.

OH IT'S FOOTBALL TOO.

AND FAMILY.

AND INDIGESTION
AND MANY EXTRA POUNDS.

THE BEACH LIFE IN FLORIDA MAKES YOU FORGET THE PILGRIMS PROGRESS.
BUT TURKEY AND GRITS IS NOT BAD.

GODSPELL

IT'S WRITTEN BY STEPHEN SCHWARTZ WITH A REAL HIPPIE QUALITY FROM THE 60'S. IT HAS A VERY CLEAR MESSAGE(THE GOSPELS OF JESUS); IT TELLS YOU IN SONG EXACTLY WHAT JESUS WOULD DO. TURN THE OTHER CHEEK. HELP OTHERS. LOVE THY NEIGHBOR AS THYSELF.

THY

THOU

THEE

BE MEEK

IN SPITE OF LITTLE SUPPORT FROM THE NATIONAL DEMOCRATIC PARTY AND NUMEROUS TEA PARTIES, IT'S NOT EASY BEING MEEK.

HE WAS A GOOD GUY WHO DIDN'T GET A BREAK.

OBAMA CARE AND NANCY PELOSI

IT DISAPPEARED

IT WAS PRO PELOSI AND OBAMACARE

AND ANTI DISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM OF THE TEA PARTY AND SARA PALIN.


IT DISAPPEARED.

WELL THE BATTERY WORE OUT


HOW REPUBLICAN!!!!!