SCROOGED

THE RISING STARS-A TEENAGE ACTING GROUP AT THE TITUSVILLE PLAYHOUSE DID A GREAT JOB PERFORMING CHARLES DICKENS SCROOGE. IN SPITE OF THEIR YOUTH,THE ACTORS DID A FANTASTIC PORTRAYAL OF THE CLASSIC CHARACTERS. THE ACTORS' BRITISH ACCENTS WERE EXCELLENT. THE SET AND COSTUMES WERE FIRST RATE. THE SOUND SYSTEM AND MIKING WERE PERFECT. HOMEMADE CHRISTMAS COOKIES MADE GREAT REFRESHMENTS.

SO BAH HUMBUG TO ALL THE SCROOGES IN TITUSVILLE WHO DID NOT COME OUT TO SEE A CLASSIC PLAY AND SUPPORT TITUSVILLE'S RISING STARS. MARLEY'S GHOST WILL COME TO HAUNT YOU AND WARN YOU TO BE CHARITABLE,KIND AND FUN LOVING. YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE ARTS!


ALSO BAH HUMBUG TO ALL THE SCROOGES WHO MISSED THE CONFEDERATE CANNON BEING SHOT ON THE FLOAT IN THE TITUSVILLE CHRISTMAS PARADE. THE SHRINERSS WERE A SCREAM PRETENDING TO SHOOT A SKUNK ON THE PARADE ROUTE AND DRIVING AROUND IN TINY MINIVANS AND MOTORCYCLES. THE TITUSVILLE SCHOOL BANDS WERE SUPERB SPCIALLY THE DRUMMERS. A RUMP RUMP RUMP.

WHICH BRINGS US TO CHRISTMAS ON THE GREEN AT THE LA CITA COUNTRY CLUB IN BEAUTIFUL DOWNTOWN TITUSVILLE. SANTA LANDED ON THE 18TH GREEN BY HELICOPTER IN SPITE OF GUSTY WINDS. THE FIRST GRADERS CHARMED THE AUDIENCE AND BROUGHT A TEAR WITH LET THERE BE PEACE ON EARTH IN SIGN LANGUAGE WHILE THE HIGH SCHOOL CHOIRS SANG. AND THE BREVARD COUNTY BAND PLAYED ON IN TRUE SOUSA FASHION IN SPITE OF STORMY WEATHER. BOTH HIGH SCHOOL CHOIRS WERE SUPERB DEMONSTRATING A GREAT DEAL OF PRACTICE AND CARE. THE FIRST GRADERS WERE A HOOT WITH THEIR UNBRIDLED ENTHUSUASM.

CELTIC CHRISTMAS

IN TITUSVILE
THEY DO IT EVERY YEAR AT THE METHODIST CHURCH.

THE BAGPIPER AFTER PLAYING FOR AN HOUR DID AN IRISH JIG.(STEP DANCE)

HE'S IN SHAPE.

HE'S IN THE AIR FORCE AND PRACTICES THE PIPES IN A HANGAR.

BLACK FRIDAY

HOW ABOUT BLUE MONDAY? WOULD JESUS SHOP TIL HE DROPPED. WOULD THE PILGRIMS RUSH OUT AT 2 AM AFTER THANKSGIVING DINNER TO GO SHOPPING? 'TIS A GIFT TO BE SIMPLE.

WHY IS IT BLACK? WHY NOT PURPLE?


HOW ABOUT GREEN?


PERHAPS WE SHOULD OUTSOURCE TDAY????? WHY NOT CHINESE FOOD?

FORE

TWO THIRDS OF CURRENT HOME SALES IN FLORIDA ARE FORECLOSURES OR SHORT SALES.

OUR HOMES ARE UNDER WATER. SEND FEMA. WE NEED A BAILOUT. GET THOSE BAILED OUT BANKS TO REDUCE OUR PRINCIPAL TO REFLECT CURRENT MARKET VALUE.

FLORIDAZE

THANKSGIVING IS ABOUT GRATITUDE. FOR MOST PEOPLE IT'S ABOUT STUFFING.

STUFFING YOURSELF WITH TURKEY,MASHED POTATOES,GRAVY,SWEET POTATOES,CRANBERRY SAUCE,PEARLED ONIONS,TURNIPS,STUFFING,GREEN BEANS,MUSHROOM SOUP AND FRENCH FRIED ONIONS, PUMPKIN PIE, AND MORE.

OH IT'S FOOTBALL TOO.

AND FAMILY.

AND INDIGESTION
AND MANY EXTRA POUNDS.

THE BEACH LIFE IN FLORIDA MAKES YOU FORGET THE PILGRIMS PROGRESS.
BUT TURKEY AND GRITS IS NOT BAD.

GODSPELL

IT'S WRITTEN BY STEPHEN SCHWARTZ WITH A REAL HIPPIE QUALITY FROM THE 60'S. IT HAS A VERY CLEAR MESSAGE(THE GOSPELS OF JESUS); IT TELLS YOU IN SONG EXACTLY WHAT JESUS WOULD DO. TURN THE OTHER CHEEK. HELP OTHERS. LOVE THY NEIGHBOR AS THYSELF.

THY

THOU

THEE

BE MEEK

IN SPITE OF LITTLE SUPPORT FROM THE NATIONAL DEMOCRATIC PARTY AND NUMEROUS TEA PARTIES, IT'S NOT EASY BEING MEEK.

HE WAS A GOOD GUY WHO DIDN'T GET A BREAK.