Thursday, October 29, 2009

October 29,2009

The Recession is over today.  Is that like the war is over when President Bush stood on the aircraft carrier two days after we attacked Iraq again?

It ain't over until the fat lady sings.  Is that Oprah?

Anyway let's hope it's over.  Those subprime loans destroyed the real estate market and slmost the world economy.

Got foreclosures?

WWJD?  Turn the other cheek(checkl)?

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Jesus is A Yankee Fan

With Jesus on the mound and batting for the NY Yankees,the Bronx Bombers will win. I lost my YankeGoHome blog. So this is now my official Yankee blog. All the Spanish(Latino) players bless themselves before each at bat and raise their kissed finger to the heavens when they hit a homerun.

This is the Year of the Yankees. Jesus has arranged for the umpires to miss a few calls to guarantee that they are in. The Angels presumably Heaven's favorite team is not going to go on to the World Series.
So the waters of the Mississippi will part and allow the East to prevail in the World Series. It's not good for ratings but it's Yankees vs The Phillies

So those fallen Angels will have to go to Hell. There's no Californication in the World Series. Not if Bud Selig and his crew of crooked umpires has their way. Or maybe it's Jesus? Would he manipulate a World Series throjugh suspicious umpire calls. Only The Big Umpire in the Sky knows! WWJD?

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

The Prejudiced Priest

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Falmouth At Sunset
While eating lobster in Falmouth on Cape Cod, we met the proudly prejudiced priest. He loudly proclaimed his disdain for Obama and all Democrats especially the Kennedys and Clintons. He told us he plays golf at a private club in Falmouth which will remain nameless to protect the innocent Republicans. He went to Oxford. He's from Washington DC. His grandfather was a Medal of Honor decorated general.

He told us to get a gun. He said only the military and Southerners understand race and war. He said vile things about Obama from inside information and even more vile things from his Oxford cronies about Clinton and incredible unrepeatable info on the recently deceased last remaining male Kennedy brother(JFK,RFK,etc.) that his Virginia neighbors told him.
It was shocking to meet a priest who could out Limbaugh Rush and out Beck Glenn. Father wanted to know what local Catholic church we attend. I said we don't.

We watch the Sports Reporters on ESPN every Sunday. I suggested he forget politics and watch sports.