Saturday, October 24, 2009

Jesus is A Yankee Fan

With Jesus on the mound and batting for the NY Yankees,the Bronx Bombers will win. I lost my YankeGoHome blog. So this is now my official Yankee blog. All the Spanish(Latino) players bless themselves before each at bat and raise their kissed finger to the heavens when they hit a homerun.

This is the Year of the Yankees. Jesus has arranged for the umpires to miss a few calls to guarantee that they are in. The Angels presumably Heaven's favorite team is not going to go on to the World Series.
So the waters of the Mississippi will part and allow the East to prevail in the World Series. It's not good for ratings but it's Yankees vs The Phillies

So those fallen Angels will have to go to Hell. There's no Californication in the World Series. Not if Bud Selig and his crew of crooked umpires has their way. Or maybe it's Jesus? Would he manipulate a World Series throjugh suspicious umpire calls. Only The Big Umpire in the Sky knows! WWJD?

2 comments:

  1. I hope this didn't offend the religious. Sorry. Christians aren't perfect just forgiven.

    Pray for the Space Program.

    America's best and brightest are killing themselves to continue a space program amidst budget cuts, mismanagement, public lack of interest (In anything which isn't media hyped Brad Pitt, Michael Jackson,etc), and proposed privatization of the space program. Why don't we privatize the army too? How about the White House?? Pray for Peace and Space-one of the few intelligent things our tax dollars are spent on.

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  2. My apologies to Jay Leno. His show is excellent. We need comedy during prime time. We don 't need Obama bashing. Political comedy is not funny. Stick to the 900 other stupid pet and human tricks that occur each day.

    Don't cancel Jay Leno- Just get rid of that political drivel. Maybe if he showed a gruesome murder each night a la CSI showed some fat peoplel exercizing(exocizing), Jay Leno's ratings would improve.

    MRS. OBAMA was charming the other night. Don't be an equal oopportunity politician basher. Show your true colors.(RED,WHITE AND BLUE),promote America,promote Obama,promote comedy not cynicism

    GOT HOPE?

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