BENEDICTION

YOU SIT AND STARE AT THE HOST.
AS IN HOLY COMMUNION.
IT'S REVERENCE .
YOU SING TANTUM ERGO AND
HOLY GOD WE PRAISE THY NAME ANDD
SAY THE HAIL MARY A FEW TIMES
THEN IT'S TIME FOR COCKTAILS
AND THEN DINNER
THAT'S A DAY IN A PRIEST'S NURSING HOME