Tuesday, October 20, 2009

The Prejudiced Priest

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Falmouth At Sunset
While eating lobster in Falmouth on Cape Cod, we met the proudly prejudiced priest. He loudly proclaimed his disdain for Obama and all Democrats especially the Kennedys and Clintons. He told us he plays golf at a private club in Falmouth which will remain nameless to protect the innocent Republicans. He went to Oxford. He's from Washington DC. His grandfather was a Medal of Honor decorated general.

He told us to get a gun. He said only the military and Southerners understand race and war. He said vile things about Obama from inside information and even more vile things from his Oxford cronies about Clinton and incredible unrepeatable info on the recently deceased last remaining male Kennedy brother(JFK,RFK,etc.) that his Virginia neighbors told him.
It was shocking to meet a priest who could out Limbaugh Rush and out Beck Glenn. Father wanted to know what local Catholic church we attend. I said we don't.

We watch the Sports Reporters on ESPN every Sunday. I suggested he forget politics and watch sports.

4 comments:

  1. Prejudiced priests prey(pray) proudly profaning propriety.

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  2. Prejudice does not reflect intelligence. What do they teach in those seminaries. Be cruel.

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  3. WHAT WOULD TIGER DO?

    now we know. He was such a God that golfers wore a bracelet wwtd just like Christians had wwJd?

    So the bigger they are the harder they fall.

    Tiger is human. We know he can score on the course. Unbeknownst to us he plays the 19th hole too.

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